What is all this with the “super”stores that sell everything these days. I seriously wonder about the trend towards the aircraft hanger style of retail. Did they figure that, if the store happens to go bankrupt, at least they could open up an international airport later on? Sure, these stores have everything (usually) but can you actually find it? The aisles are numbered, which really helps doesn’t it? The only thing those numbers aid you in is finding your way back to the area code from which you came. Who is the person who designed the first one of these things? I really want to know what his parents were like in order to produce offspring that would later unleash this manner of demented lunacy. I’ll bet they had the kind of parent that would actually keep track of how long a 100 hour light built actually stayed lit. I really can’t go anywhere else with this, and I want to stop before this gets too cathartic.

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