So I get up. Early. I am usually cantankerous in the morning for starters anyway. I got into the shower. I commenced showering. I imagined how nice it would be to write better sentences. I imagine how nice it would be to still be in bed. I got about half way through showering and realized that there was something on the wall of the shower (which is only 2×2 anyway). A 2-inch slug. Needless to say, this wasn’t something that I really needed to see about 6 inches from my leg in the shower at 7 in the morning. Arg! This isn’t a story that has exactly been a “real hit with the ladies” as a “friend” of mine would put it. I guess the damn thing crawled its slimy ass up the drainpipe (somehow). While I am not particularly phobic about slugs I can’t say that I wish to shower with them, or anything else like them. I actually managed to finish the showering procedure in its entirety before I, as they say, “slugged” him one. If the spiders in my place weren’t bad enough, now I might have to deal with large invertebrates crawling up my shower drain. Great eh? At least I didn’t slip and fall on it, that would have been a real nasty way to break a leg. ‘squip’ – thud

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