Today at work my lunch was stolen. Presumably it met it's untimely demise at the hands of some miscreant coworker without the gumption to make his own. This was quite a problem last year as well – as soon as the “agency” temporary employees showed up. Last year my disappearing lunch woes were solved with a note in my lunch bag:
One of these items has something in it that will quite likely
make you sick. I know which one. Do you?
I never lost another lunch.
I have to wonder if this will solve this years problems too?