Copyright YOUR Elvis sighting

Today the world is a little less full of questions than it was yesterday. Today I learned, to my immense relief, that I could in fact copyright my sightings of elvis. Now I can tell the world about how the King has visited my neighbourhood in the last few weeks, and how I caught him stealing change out of my backpack at school. You can imagine the stress I was under while attempting to keep this secret for fear that others would exploit MY experience for their own monetary gain. I need to stay silent no more!

On an unrelated matter, I was looking up how to act when hiking. Not in general, but concerning bears that may be in the area. Most of the books recommend wearing little bells to alert the bears to your presence, and to carry pepper spray if this isn’t enough of a deterrent. One of the books said to look for recent bear activity, such as droppings. They said that the way to tell grizzly vs. black bear dropping from each other is that the black bear dropping would have evidence of berries and plant material in it, and grizzly droppings would smell like pepper and have little bells in it.

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