Said about a graduation ball:- “If all the girls in this room were laid end to end, it really wouldn’t surprise me” – Dorothy Parker
I heard that a considerably large cash reward has been posted in response to the vicious and brutal attack on OJ that occurred while he was in a golf course parking lot. The attacker will be receiving the reward money as soon as they can be found.
On a far more serious note, lets talk about something that I dont understand (we will add it to the long list).
– Why is it that when a woman does something that a man doesn’t understand, he thinks that she is mysterious, fascinating, and interesting. However, when a man does something a woman doesnt understand, all men are stupid and/or dumb. I wish to understand.
After years of sending me the right tax form, Revenue Canada (in its infinite wisdom…) sent me the wrong one this year. I ordered the correct one (T1 special) on their website. What did they send me? A form entitled : “Calculating the Amount of RRSP Excess Contributions Made Before 1991 That Are Subject to Tax”. For starters, can’t they come up with a shorter name for this form. Oooops. Adding to my level of happiness/despair was the packing slip that proclaimed that I had ordered (1) T1 Special tax form. Revenue Canada is mocking me, I just know it. Within what they did send me, was something saying that I could pick up any tax form that I wanted by going to a post office. Great, I said, there is a post office just up the street. I went there and asked if I could get the proper form. She hadn’t a clue, and even asked someone else who worked there. Their response was that I probably should have received the correct form in the mail.
In Ottawa, miles and miles away, a bureaucrat barks.
— Are girl guide cookies made with real girl guides?