It has come to my attention that there are those out there, in the surrounding community, that need a constant diet of ever changing web garble to satiate their addictions. The question I ask myself is whether I should give way to the pressure tactics being forced upon me and change my web page from the classic, if perhaps boring, phrase : This page left intentionally black.
Doing this might circumvent the strategies I have in place to keep life somewhat uniform and degrade this existence into incessant rants about the weather, the continuing dispute with the cat that sleeps under my car, the hamsters from hell that cohabitate with me in the basement, the reasons for keeping lit candles away from drapes, or that in fact, the statement : THIS end up, is really important information when playing the game of cribbage. Or maybe this disruption would be about circumventing ethical agreements in psychology 201 experiments, to gain knowledge of those of interest (hypothetically of course…), or why not rewinding a VCR tape from blockbuster video should instigate a return of capital punishment, why the plastic wrapping of CD cases is really meant to drum up the sales of replacement CD cases, or that fact that anchovies on pizza has become a joke when, upon further enlightening examination, is not really funny at all. Or, we could get personal, recounting the time when an romantically approached girlfriend turned out to be a look alike girl with a real attitude problem and a vehement left hook, the now infamous drinking tale of that fateful trip to UBC where I gained an intimate resentment against those who designed the back windows of the Ford Taurus to not roll the ENTIRE way down, or the time in which it is NOT appropriate to see if you can still read literature while in a fast moving vehicle with a full stomach.
So now, I ask the populace out THERE… who read this page and others like it, would these be stories and rants and raves in which you would be interested. Or, would the interest alone be with the young, short, gassy one who applies the afformentioned pressure tactics? You know who you are, and your guilt must be difficult to deal with, for look what you have unleashed.