Well, it seems like naming this thing “The Daily Rant” was a bit of a mistake. The rants have not been daily. In fact, nothing about this page has been daily. What HAS been included, has not always been a rant. My sincerest condolences on what must be your immense disappointment at this hypocrisy.
The reasons for the lack of updates in the fact that I have spirited myself away to a secret location (a remote cabin in Montana). The backwoods of Montana have rather sparse computing facilities, so it is in this way that I attempt to rationalize my recent absence from the computing world. I originally came out here to figure out the “Caramilk secret”. I imagined deep thought and intense meditation to be necessary to crack this, the oldest of mysteries. What I discovered is that the now distant advertising campaign misled me and the other members of the public at large. It seems that there is no secret at all! IMAGINE MY SURPRISE!!!
So my mind turned to even more devious secrets…
Remember the curiosity that killed the cat? My current quest is to figure out (in EVERY DETAIL) exactly what the cat was so damn curious about in the first place! If this killed a cat, and we all know that cats have NINE lives, this must be a pretty powerful secret. Inquiring minds want to know.
Don’t think toooo hard, Michael.
Sorry, while I may not actually be in a cabin in Montana, I HAVE been away from the computer for a while. Sad to report that I haven’t been doing ANYTHING interesting, but hopefully things will pick up soon. For instance, today, the highlight was picking up another few litres of milk. YEEEEHHAAAAAAA!